Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Window Lickers All of Them

That's it, enough is enough. I am getting good and tired of the bad karma following me around like Jacob Marley's chain. We have tried to review earnestly, we have tried to provide unflinchingly honest feedback from and to people who really want to write. I am tapped out on being the bad cop dammit, I am going to be the fucking Tooth Fairy from now on, goddamn Glinda the good goddamn witch. So I propose we dismantle Ask, take a respite from the ripping and turn over a kinder, gentler leaf.

So here is what is still available:


www.trophiesforeveryone.blogspot.com
This is my personal favorite. Everyone is a winner, no one is better than anyone else, so says the trophy.

www.yoreawesomenomatterwhat.blogspot.com
A nod to the homophonic and a good place of rest for those not grammatically astute.

www.youshoulddefinatelywriteabook.blogspot.com
Because everyone thinks they have one in them.

www.youaregreatandtheywereallwrong.blogspot.com For those who have already been unfavorably reviewed.


I give you all stars!!!





FIVE, because you are all AWESOME!!!

52 comments:

  1. i-will-consider-eating-puny-human-flesh.blogspot.com?

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  2. www.iwillshitonyourfacenicely.blogspot.com

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  3. www.youreathinskinnedtrafficwhoreandyourblogisterriblealso.blogspot.com

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  4. www.ihopeyougeteatenbyahippopotamusbutimeanthatinagoodway.blogspot.om

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  5. passthatbongalready.blogspot.com

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  6. Nutjobber,

    I think MG already owns your first URL.

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  7. Mmm... you're probably right, Ms. In Franklin. What about

    www.myimaginaryfriendthinksyoutasteawful.blogspot.com

    No infringement there - pure nutjobbage.

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  8. www.taintasgoodasyouthought.blogspot.com

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  9. Oh wait, MG owns that one too.

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  10. www.twatwereyouthinking.blogspot.com?

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  11. www.mehdiocreisthenewfantastic.blogspot.com

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  12. www.atleastmymomlovesmypoetry.blogspot.com

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  13. Seriously. It's a haiku.

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  14. www.holdonwhileitakethisrodoutofyourassandpatyouontheback.com

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  15. www.fuckbeingallyoucanbeyoureselfesteemisallthatreallymatters.blogspot.com

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  16. www.youre-a-rare-and-beautiful-flower.blogspot.com

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  17. www.no-those-jeans-dont-make-your-ass-look-like-two-hippos-in-a-grocery-bag.blogspot.com

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  18. www.myfartssmelllikeroses.blogspot.com

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  19. I'm so happy right now after reading all of these beautiful URLs that I could shit in every rusty can I see for the rest of my life.

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  20. www.lickmywinkingbrowneye.blogspot.com

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  21. www.suckmylittledick.blogspot.com

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  22. www.iateyourmamaspussyandthatssomenastyshit.blogspot.com

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  23. www.imgoingtoshoveaverysharppencilintoyourearcanal.blogspot.com

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  24. www.abundanceupyourasswithahandfulofsand.blogspot.com

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  25. www.blogspotdograpers.blogspot.dog.raper.com

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  26. www.shitonmychest.blogspot.com

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  27. www.illaskmydonkeytogiveyouheadifyouagreetoshutthefuckup.blogspot.com

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  28. www.holyshitithoughtthatcrosseyedshitwasonpurpose.blogspot.com

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  29. My favorite line in movie history:

    www.yourmothersuckscocksinhell.blogspot.com

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  30. www.peoplewholiveinglasshousesseealotmorenaturewhentheyreinside.yourmothersuckscocksinhell.com

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  31. www.aspadeisjustadirtylittleshovel.blogspot.com

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  32. www.iburiedthebodyonthehillandthemoneyinthepasture.blogspot.com

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  33. www.if_your_mom_tells_you_you_are_talented_then_you_must_be.blogspot.com

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  34. i like all of these wonderful ideas, but i have to say my favorite is nutjob's: iwillshitonyourfacenicely.com

    shitting on people is a great way to show love. Why don't people get that?

    It's tough love.

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  35. www.eyerapingyellowisaperfectlyacceptablecolourforatemplate.com

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  36. If AAYSR had coffee cups & t-shirts:

    AAYSR...
    Where Shit Means Love

    AAYSR...
    Verbal Bowel Movements of the Highest Order

    AAYSR...
    Daily Evacuation of the Blogospheric Bowel

    AAYSR...
    Where Crapping on Others is Divine

    AAYSR...
    Giving a whole new meaning to the line, "Don't forget your Handi Wipes!"

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  37. aaysr...

    Filling your donation cup one dump at a time

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  38. AAYSR

    More Prozac please.

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  39. aaysr

    where everyone who asks gets their chest shit on with the greatest affection

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  40. aaysr

    oh that's gonna leave a mark

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  41. aaysr

    a paddling at no cost but your dignity

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  42. aaysr

    if you're a twit, we cannot aquit

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  43. or apparently spell

    acquit

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  44. www.deargrumpyeyerapingyellowistheworstcolorforatemplateevereverevereverstopbitchingandchangethatfuckingcolororiwillboycottyourass.blogspot.com

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  45. www.Iwasn'twhingingIwasjokingandilovetorileyouupandthatcolourain'tnevergonnachangenow.com

    mwah, love you Shiny xoxoxox

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  46. www.yallneedtoshutthefuckup.com

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  47. www.shinygetwithitcapsarenotrecommendedinawebaddress.com

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  48. heh, had to look up LYLAS...does that mean you wanna fart on my head and borrow my shit without asking?????

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  49. Ya'll are sick and twisted human beings/raptors.

    And what does it mean about me if I can't NOT read this site?

    [insert cathartic cussing]

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Grow a pair.