That's it, enough is enough. I am getting good and tired of the bad karma following me around like Jacob Marley's chain. We have tried to review earnestly, we have tried to provide unflinchingly honest feedback from and to people who really want to write. I am tapped out on being the bad cop dammit, I am going to be the fucking Tooth Fairy from now on, goddamn Glinda the good goddamn witch. So I propose we dismantle Ask, take a respite from the ripping and turn over a kinder, gentler leaf.
So here is what is still available:
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This is my personal favorite. Everyone is a winner, no one is better than anyone else, so says the trophy.
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A nod to the homophonic and a good place of rest for those not grammatically astute.
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Because everyone thinks they have one in them.
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I give you all stars!!!
FIVE, because you are all AWESOME!!!
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[insert cathartic cussing]