Monday, September 22, 2008

Comment of the Week

We haven't done this in a while (by "we", I actually am talking about my own lazy ass here). I keep underestimating how simultaneously slothful and busy I am over the weekends, and I never seem to get around to it. However, we can definitely play this week, because it's Monday. And, I'm insufficiently caffeinated for my current work project. And, my weekend sloth is creeping into my workweek.

Also, I spent the week in Rochester and am just now really starting to plow through the comments and reviews.

Here are a few of my favorite tidbits:

The Mutha Effa - "Your header is uglier than the backside of a hairless dog."

Not-So-Nice Calamity - "...this time, I think the Flying Spaghetti Monster had something to do with it. Because my hapless little reviewee got me -- a pro-choice agnostic with pagan tendencies who is a queer friendly, pro-gay marriage, anti-religious establishment, foul-mouthed sex fiend feminist liberal elitist."

Ghost of Keywork (resident perv) - "I just became a member of the Church of the Volcano Taco. Tastes way better than Jesus."

Formerly Fun - "I tell people to turn the other cheek all the time, and then I wax that shit off."

Rassles - "Jesus was also the first loan shark, the inventor of the smoking jacket, and the originator of the phrase, 'oh, girlfriend.' Because he was omnisexual."

Mr. Lady - "because really, Jesus makes my hoo-haa burn."

That's my picks. This review was really fruitful for creative comments, so if you haven't already, go read it. There's plenty of sex and heresy, as per the norm here.

And, in the inadvertently funny column:
SSjSid said…
Jesus freaking christ! All the other three were reviewed with clockwork precision timing! Has anyone decided to make a special project out of mine?


Now we have. By "we" here, I mean me.

23 comments:

  1. I like how even here at Ask, I'm a pervert. I would also like 'Resident Algebra 1 Expert' added to my description.

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  2. "Because Hardcore Jesus hates hairy pussy. It's true. Google it."

    I like this Key quote.

    Or I vote me.

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  3. I'm voting for the wax nazi, Formerly Fun.

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  4. Thx, Rass, I was really proud of that one. Still am.

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  5. I vote Formerly Fun too, that one just had me pissing.

    Damn, I love me some sacrilege.

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  6. There were so many possibilities, it was difficult to choose. It was a literal smorgasbord of sacriligious snark.

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  7. ooohhh...asinine alliteration.

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  8. I meant to say "sacrilicious" but misspelled my misspelling.

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  9. I like 'sacrilicious' much better. I'm so getting that tattoed on me somewhere.

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  10. Tattoed? Tattooed. Really, I'm not a foot person.

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  11. I vote for FF, too. I loved that one.

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  12. Another vote for Formerly Fun.

    Although they were all extra good this week.

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  13. Wow - this is a tough vote.

    I mean, "omnisexual" is genius.

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  14. Oh, this is a tough choice ... can't you make a god-awfully obnoxious header that will change every five seconds so you could flash Calamity, GoKeywork and FFun?

    No? Ok, guess I'll have to vote for Chris waxing that shit off.

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  15. Rumour has it that Jesus actually is mighty tasty paired with a nice Cabernet.

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  16. Yes, while that may be true, Mr. Lady, good luck finding him. There's a large group of people seeking him, they must have heard this rumor.

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  17. Yeah, there it is, Christians are actually cannibals. Every last one of them. Cannibals.

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  18. I thought Allie's huge vagina was the new Jesus.

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  19. Doubt it, DPH, I don't know anyone with that much of an appetite.

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  20. I've also found that the idea of Jesus as a savior is much easier to rationalize with the right amount of oxycontin. And, by right amount, I mean a whole fucking lot.

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  21. I'm voting for myself because I could really use the cash prize. What? There's no money? Then I vote for Rassles.

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  22. Thanks, Betsey. I'd give that an exclamation point, but I'm an exclaimer hater.

    Okay, I switch to FF, because she makes me feel good about myself. And because I'm a giver.

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  23. Yeah, like when you gave me the clap, wait that was Dirty Pirate Hooker, sorry, you gave me the shivers, 'cause you're so cool it's scary.

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Grow a pair.