Comment of the Week

We haven't done this in a while (by "we", I actually am talking about my own lazy ass here). I keep underestimating how simultaneously slothful and busy I am over the weekends, and I never seem to get around to it. However, we can definitely play this week, because it's Monday. And, I'm insufficiently caffeinated for my current work project. And, my weekend sloth is creeping into my workweek.

Also, I spent the week in Rochester and am just now really starting to plow through the comments and reviews.

Here are a few of my favorite tidbits:

The Mutha Effa - "Your header is uglier than the backside of a hairless dog."

Not-So-Nice Calamity - "...this time, I think the Flying Spaghetti Monster had something to do with it. Because my hapless little reviewee got me -- a pro-choice agnostic with pagan tendencies who is a queer friendly, pro-gay marriage, anti-religious establishment, foul-mouthed sex fiend feminist liberal elitist."

Ghost of Keywork (resident perv) - "I just became a member of the Church of the Volcano Taco. Tastes way better than Jesus."

Formerly Fun - "I tell people to turn the other cheek all the time, and then I wax that shit off."

Rassles - "Jesus was also the first loan shark, the inventor of the smoking jacket, and the originator of the phrase, 'oh, girlfriend.' Because he was omnisexual."

Mr. Lady - "because really, Jesus makes my hoo-haa burn."

That's my picks. This review was really fruitful for creative comments, so if you haven't already, go read it. There's plenty of sex and heresy, as per the norm here.

And, in the inadvertently funny column:

SSjSid said…
Jesus freaking christ! All the other three were reviewed with clockwork precision timing! Has anyone decided to make a special project out of mine?

Now we have. By "we" here, I mean me.