Tuesday, September 07, 2010

Instead of a blog review I got a wicked bad sunburn.

There was this plan, you see, to write a blog review for today. And then I started watching Band of Brothers again and then there was Labor Day and I went out on a boat and got drunk and burned, so now I am very pink and very tired and salty and in no shape to pretend I'm interested in reading anyone's blogs.

So, with all the recent hilarity, COMMENT OF THE WEEK(ish):

I peed myself laughing. And that is not hyperbole, I actually peed myself.
- Miss Missives on The Chewbacca Defense


That is a picture of you, right? It's not some wrestler or Aryan Brotherhood member or something whose picture you lifted so as to make yourself look bad ass?
- Lil on Jidhu What Jighotta Do


Dude, if gay marriage is ok then I am totally marrying my cat.
- Formerly Fun on What would people think when they hear that I'm a Jesus Freak?


You know his cat-penis is spiny and hurtful, right? Fucking cat-penises and their cat-penissy-catness.
- Rassles, who is one sick fuck, on What would people think when they hear that I'm a Jesus Freak?


I hope people have good vacations even when they've just, moments before, caused me to have a spontaneous and severe headache by discussing cat dick. Does that mean I'm gay?
- Mongolian Girl on What would people think when they hear that I'm a Jesus Freak?


I'm putting part of one of my own comments up for the Quote of the Week thingy.
Praise! "You should probably know I will retract my praise if it's really true that you do not approve of dicks in butt holes." Self-promotion! Praise!
- Mongolian Girl on What would people think when they hear that I'm a Jesus Freak?


When my husband slaps me on my right bum cheek, I do in fact, offer him the other.
- Formerly Fun on What would people think when they hear that I'm a Jesus Freak?


Aaaaaaaah! You commenters are so cute with your matching shirts and learning disabilities.
- Scorpio Woperchild on That's why her hair is so big: it's full of secrets


Any more suggestions?

- Shiner

22 comments:

  1. I would like to nominate everything I've ever said on this site. Ever.

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  2. I vote for Mongolian Girl based on sheer output.

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  3. Rassle's cat penis comment. Of course, I am on record as ALWAYS voting on the side of cat penis. It's just how I was raised.

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  4. Slacker.

    And I vote for Scorp.

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  5. I'm quite partial too FF's business about marriage and cats.

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  6. If gays can get married then next I'm going to marry my toothbrush because, you know, slippery slope and all.

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  7. And my toothbrush is really sexy.

    Oh, and I just finished yard work and now I swear there are spiders is my pants. Just thought you should know in case I die.

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  8. Maybe I should take them off.

    My pants that is, where's Gok when you need a saucy retort about taking one's pants off??

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  9. I would like to nominate everything Rassles ever said on this site. Ever.
    Except for that fucked up thing about cat penis. I'm still experiencing spontaneous and severe headaches due to that shit. Fuckin' Rassles.
    Rassles cat penis shit!
    No praise!
    Rassles sans cat penis shit!
    Praise!

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  10. Oh, and I also want everyone to know that I feel I am on the verge of another self inflicted comment fest. On the verge.
    Verge!
    Praise!

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  11. It might happen.
    It might not.
    It all depends on if I get a cat penis headache or not.

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  12. OK. It's not gonna happen. I'm still too pissed off at Halee.

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  13. I vote for Lil's comment. Because it was about me and I'm a narcissist. And because Lil is totally busting my nards, and somehow that seems appropriate too. And it made me laugh.

    Cat penis makes me laugh too, but that's an uncomfortable "I-hope-they-don't-find-out" kind of laugh.

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  14. I've never actually seen a cat penis. Word.

    I'm voting for Scorpio with the matching shirts and learning disabilities comment because he interjected that or should I say ejaculated that during the heat of the battle, with a flock of big-haired, breast implanted prima donas who blindly sought redemption for the woman who justifies their existence. Balls up.

    Oh, and of course for Mongo because she praised until the sun came up - then delivered a blistering lesson in humanity.

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  15. Zen Mama
    Blistering
    Praise!
    Praise!

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  16. Me either, Zen Mama. But then, I've only ever had girl cats.

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  17. Ok this was a tough call cause you all are so fucking funny, but I vote for Scorpion.

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  18. Anyone BUT Scorpio. That asshat already has the current quote of the indeterminate period of time.

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  19. My vote goes to the cat penisy business.

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  20. I want to vote for me because, um, it's me but I can't. I can't vote against Rassles' cat-penissy-catness.

    So I'll just say that I'm honored to be nominated at all and to be among such esteemed company, blah, blah, etc.

    But most importantly, do you think I should put nard busting as a skill on my resume? 'Cause I'm totally thinking I should.

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  21. As one satisfied customer, I would say you have a shot at it, but don't get your hopes up. All the good nard busting positions are being held by mid-level managers with no plan to retire early. You may just have to settle for freelance and contract nard busting.

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Grow a pair.